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- Wannabe Novelist
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- Deviant since Dec 15, 2007, 7:55 AM
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I Love YouI love you even though you are covered in freckles.I Love You
I love you even though you have acne on your shoulders.
I love you even though you get grumpy and snap at me right before your period starts.
I love you even though your hair frizzes when it's humid outside.
I love you even though you don't believe the same thing everyone else does.
I love you even though you say the wrong thing sometimes.
I love you even though your chest is very small and your tummy isn't perfectly flat.
I love you even though you have to cut your nails every three days or they bug y
in Open on 5/24/08
...person“I think there’s something wrong with my boobs,” said Samantha Teague, louder than would be advisable, as she walked down her school’s crowded hallway. The boy walking next to her raised his eyebrows so high that they disappeared into his shaggy hair, then glanced at the aforementioned place, grinning. Samantha blushed maroon. How loud was that? Did everyone hear? She ducked her head and hid behind her long, brown hair and crossed her arms over her chest. “Honey, why do you think that?” asked her friend Aimee Branum, oblivious to the stares, sounding and looking quite motherly. She didn’t look ba...person
in Teen on 3/28/08
AndIcontinuetoaddtothislaterEmma was walking home from Noah’s salon, skipping and touching the end of her hair every now and again, like to make sure it was still short. She was almost to her apartment when she heard something- someone? – Behind her. She spun around quickly, but saw nothing. Must be my imagination, She thought, but doubled her pace anyway. She heard the noise again, like running footsteps, and turned around. She began to run with her head still looking back, and ran directly into a person. She gasped and stumbled back. “S-sorry,” she stammered, and tried to go around him, but another guy appeared beside him, seemingly outAndIcontinuetoaddtothislater
in Teen on 2/26/08
TurnsoutIdidaddtothislaterShe was prepared when she got to the movies the next afternoon. She had pepper spray in her pocket, a tiny silver whistle hidden on a necklace in her hoodie, and every self-defense episode of Oprah she’d ever seen at the top of her memory.TurnsoutIdidaddtothislater
When she stepped onto the curb of the theatre, she had a hand jammed into her pocket, cluthching the pepper spray tightly, and her eyes narrowed to slits behind her black-rim glasses, scanning the ticket line. The wind blew her curly-beyond-reason hair into her eyes. People pushed past her, talking loudly to their friends or on cell phones. She didn’t see anyone that resembled the boy
in Teen on 2/25/08
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SarcasticDevious Information
- Current Age: Young enough to know better
- Favourite movie: Wierd Science
- Favourite band or musician: Islands
- Favourite genre of music: Rock-ish
- Personal Quote: I French-kissed an electrical socket.
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|| I'll always be... waiting for Willy infection Wednesday ||
|| Tim + Paige + Tansy = Bus Buddies Forever ||
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You could have turned into a boy.
You could have been abducted by aliens, taken to a foreign planet, and turned green.
You could have changed your name to Elphaba.
You could have been arrested for murder, tried, and found guilty.
You could have read "Luna."
You could have eloped, and honeymooned in Las Vegas.
You could have become a penguin. Or a nun. Or a penguinun.
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I need to come see you this summer. Like, really.
xD
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I actually made you one but I never got around to sending it to you...
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